After spending a few weeks driving around central and south Florida, I noticed that the state seems to have come up with a great number of "specialty tags" for all kinds of groups and causes. Despite that diversity in Florida license plates, there is thus far no plate that provides an appropriate response to the so-called "Choose Life" plate, the one promoted by - and puts the state in the position of collecting money for - Christian anti-abortion extremists.

Here's my proposal. With apologies to Senior House.

The proposed "Sport Death" license plate for Florida. Swipe and pass on if it speaks to you.